Sweet Assault and Pepper

This morning I got an invitation to a group with a title along the lines of "WE WILL NEVER DENY GOD, WE WILL NEVER TAKE THE V-CHIP!" or something equally as obnoxious as that. This seriously confused me, considering the fact that a V-Chip is something that allows parents to control what their children watch on television. And what god-fearing christian wouldn't want total control over their hatchlings?

So I decided to investigate by first ignoring the invitation (because I knew immediately that this wouldn't be something I'd want to be part of) and snooping around the info/pictures section to see what they really meant. It turns out they're talking about the VeriChip.

So there's this whole thing about how it's the mark of the beast, blah, blah, blah, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Listen, I think it's nice that you're showing some common interest again, hxc christians. But seriously? Why can't you be reasonable when you do it?

I can hear it now. "Quit bashing christians as a whole. Not all of us are like that." You know how I know you're gonna say that? Because I'm one of the people who says this all the time. But now I just can't bother. I can't bother to defend people who won't think hard about something before they make a statement.

I mean it's one thing if you don't want to be tracked, but relating this to the mark of the beast is something completely different.